Men don't cum twice easily. That's why Jesus hasn't been around for awhile.

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What did the big chimney say to the smaller chimney? Nothing chimneys don't talk

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why did the cute baby start crying?? because its feet were eaten by rats.

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A Duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'd like to buy some peanuts." The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't sell peanuts." The duck turns around and leaves.

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Roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt.,

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Your mom is so fat, she suffers from heart disease, high blood pressure, and type 2 diabetes.

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Suzie hates cancer, Her granny got killed by a driver that suffered from it

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Why did the little boy have a gun pointed at his head? Because he hated his life and wanted to kill himself.

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A father walks in on his kid masturbating to pictures of horses and promptly divorces his wife.

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Halts Maul Reid. Das ist, was ich rede.

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"The hills are alive..." Impossible, hills can never be alive.

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when i go to a nude beach people think im looking for lost jewelery and treasure

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A young blonde walks into a bar and orders a shot of tequila. After about a few minutes she spots this very ugly man with one leg. The man just so happens to sit right next to her and orders a drink. The man reeks of cockroaches and he looks like a homeless man that hasn't bathed in months. They never talk and the blonde goes home.

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How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

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Why did carly drop her groceries Carly is a cow

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Libyans stage a protest. They get massacred.

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AIDS

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well, there is no way to accurately estimate this number being that 1.woodchucks in fact do not chuck wood and 2. there is no time frame given for said action to take place

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KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

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What happened to those who survived the attack on Hiroshima? They were killed in Nagasaki

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A serial killer kills a family of 5 He is never found and eventually kills himself from depression

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Why did the kitchen cross the road?

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OBAMA and the DEMOCRATS

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house... Knock knock Who's there? The Chincken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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