Sure, if my waifu aproves, hell, the more the hornier. CONDOMS? ARE YOU INSANE? CONDOMS ARE FOR PUSSIES... ..:WHIIIIIICH sorta makes sense so okay, my for a moment I thought you where not gonna go trough with this... Nah just kidding, I already got you, now if you want to break free I am gonna be like "MEH!" So, uh, you shaven or not? Please dont be "trimmed", sometimes it just looks like a pussy with a mustachio, thats bullshit.

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Two generals went for a trip, it went very well in general.

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Why did the man feel so guilty after having sex...... He found out He was a tranny

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Why couldn't little Jessica open the door? It was locked

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Q: How many pandas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: I don't know.

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Doctor: Knock, Knock Woman: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting Doctor Woman: Interupt- Doctor: You have cancer

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Want to get shot? Go to Virginia Tech. Too Soon?

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

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Person 1 - Have you heard about the movie about constipation? Person 2 - No. Person 1 - It hasn't come out yet

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A man is approached by a mysterious character in the streets, offering to tell him a dark and amazing tale. The man declines and walks away.

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yolo mother f-uckaaaa

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What did the football coach say to fire up his team? Nothing. He was not legally allowed to say anything to his team as they were being locked out by the coach's boss, the owner of the team and anything that he said to them could lose him his job.

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a blonde, a brunette and a red head are robbing a bank, they hear the police coming, so they try to find a place to hide. The red head hides in cat cage, the brunette hides in dog cage and the blonde hides in potatoe sack. When the police come the brunetter says "Woof, Woof!" the red head says "MEOW! MEOW!" and the blonde says "P-O-T-A-T-O-E!"

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That's what she didn't say

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Q: Why did the little girl scream? A: She didn't have a rape whistle.

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How come little billy couldn't ride a tricycle? Because he was born without legs due to a rare disease and therefore can't pedal.

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What is worse than finding an Apple in your Worm? Watching your dog jumping of a cliff

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How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

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two guys walk into a bar. the third guy ducks

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What do you call it when the sh*t hits the fan? The sh*t hits the fan.

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I think people who go to see a psychiatrist need their head examining.

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What do you call a smart blond? There aren't any so there shouldn't be a name for it.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm gonna f*ck you with a rake.

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Why was the old man on the floor? He fell

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