How do you stop a bird from flying? Shoot it with a harpoon gun.

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Q:What's worse than stepping on lego? A:Hiroshima.

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Q. Why did the 8 year old girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

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There was a Black and a Mexican in a car, they were on their way to church.

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What did the blind lady say to her cat? Nothing she doesn't have a cat.

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two people are falling out of a plane, a blond and a brunnete who hit the ground first. the blond, the brunnete brought a parachute

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven. By darragh Hamilton

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Q.whats black and white and red all over A. half a zebra

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

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Soccer...

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Knock Knock. Whose there. We have a warrant for your arrest.

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What's worse than seeing 5 dead babies on the side of the road? Realizing slavery is banned after buying a perfectly good young black male for a reasonable price at your local walmart.

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Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

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Did you hear about the guy who got all of his left side cut off?! He died of blood loss and permanent damage to his vital organs.

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Q: How much dirt is in a hole 3 by 6 by 2 feet? A: There's no dirt, it's a hole.

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Knock, Knock Why did you just say knock knock?

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What's black, white, and red all over? Trayvon Martin and George Zimmerman.

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Haikus are easy. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

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A hitman and his target walked in the same bar togather what happend? nothing because a hitman has better things to do and the target would lay low.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

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Why do women wear perfume and makeup? They smell bad and they're ugly.

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Steven Hawkin ran a marathon.

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What's wrong with Barney? He's big and purple.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A murdered interracial couple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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