Dr Dr I think I have diarrhea You have irritable bowel syndrome, I recommend IBS support

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A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

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What do you call two gay black men in one sleeping bag? There names

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When life gives you lemons, find someone with a papercut.

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Hey Eliz, just a final thought, if and when I die (hey I am your step dad after all, dont forget I am four years older than you now! So ill die first anyway, hopefully) Promise me that you will call me on the phone and either yell SNAKE ANSWER ME SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE! Or BOSS ANSWER ME BOOOOOOOOOOSS! Never mind, I never liked videogames ironically, but hey, its funny, Suddenly this Boss guy shows up, and I feel like I have something in common with someone! A game character anyway, and its a fucking boring game too, just sneaking around, then you got to well pay people to build shit and I shut it off by then... ...Finally the nurses are here... Those guys again, hey guys, I cant speak nor remember what button to press to delete shit, but I heard bogosexuals with an h, dont get the message, you see the man with broken fingers there, go get me female nurses or... They sleeping? And not with me? Okay guys, get me out of here, I am humiliating myself in front of my uh... Frienddaughtersisterthing as for the rest of you fucks, has it ever seemed like I have ever cared about your inferior opinions above my superhuma... I am drun or something huh guys? 60 MG valium? You fucking murderers! Well will that other dru.. Fine then... Nero The End? Seriously flaggots! I cant stop typing, just get me out of this... Wheelchair? When did that happen? Well roll me out then! And please you know, fill that code thing and the terms and all that.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

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knock knock whos there open the door and find out

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He was. I am sorry, he knows to much, this is for the well being of everyone, including yourself, he will be going down, the order has been given.

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Q. What do you get when a banana and a person mate? A. The banana suffocates

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables.

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kyle dosnt question his sexuality

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If a girl sleeps with 20 guys, she's a slut. If a guy does the same... He's Gay.

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what's the hardest part about microwaving a baby? holding the camera and masturbating

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your mum. Your mum who? Dinner is ready, come down stairs.

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Shaniqua: Knock knock Random black guy: Who is there? Shaniqua: It's me your girlfriend I had a really nice meeting with my dick Random black guy:What?

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Why did Justin Beiber fall out of a plane? Because i pushed him off

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Seriously tho, too much sex? I need to know dog.

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? -Nothing, he doesn't know sign language.

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Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

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What is the best place to get watermelons and fried chicken? A Watermelon grove and a popeyes and/or KFC

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor"

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How do u know a black woman is pregnant? When she pulls out a tampon it has no cotton on it.

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What did the monkey say to dog Foreskin

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What did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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