- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

So yesterday I went to find a pair of camo pants, And I did

Knock, Knock Whos there? Docter Docter who? Yes its me, Craig Who your docter, I have the test results back Im afriad its positive,you've only got a few months left

Struggling with self esteem? Wish you were more attractive? Well stop wishing you fugly cum dumpster.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they are all dead.

Hitler wasn't that bad... He DID kill Hitler.

What did the door say to the hand? Please stop caressing me!

A man walks into a bar . . . he is tired and thirsty after a long day at work.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its feet are both the same.

Why are children like books? They are highly flammable if covered in gasoline.

"You know what my motto in life is?" "No" "Oh, that's a shame."

Why did the black man go to the gym? Because he was severely fat and would live a short life if he didn't lose weight.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when the elephants were coming? Here come the elephants! What did Jane say when the elephants were coming? Here come the plums! (She was color blind.)

Where did Lil' Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

Q. What is worse than having 100 dead babies nailed to a tree? A. Having 100 dead trees nailed to a baby.

Womens' Rights

Woman's rights

I need a good anti joke....

Why can't Bob go to the store? He's dead.

Your Mom is so poor she can't afford home-owners insurance.

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a video worth?

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