why was 6 afraid of 7?

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream cone? Because he was hit by a truck.

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How does the cow say cash i dont know ask him he is the cow.

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whats white and gooy liguid goop

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Whats the difference between a frog?

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Why did the boy cry? Because his mother died of a heart attack.

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Want to hear a joke? Unequal rights.

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im not as random as you think I- Potato

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Mum: Never put off for tomorrow what can be done today. Child: Oh, I was going to play video games tomorrow, so...

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I hate blackniggers

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Why does it take more than one blond to replace a light bulb? Because one had no arms, thus requiring the help of another person. It just so happened that that other person was a blond.

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What do Bear Grylls drink under breakfast? Tea.

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What's good? Anything that is not bad.

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Why did the boy drop the ice cream? So that it would melt and he could dip his dick into it and his mom could lick it off.

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Where did Susie go in the bombing? Nowhere. Susie is the bomber.

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Yeah right loser!

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1: What is a gum wrapper with no gum? 2: A wrapper? 1: No.

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Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

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i saw your mom, i said hi

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the WNBA

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What do you call a room full of Jews? A gas chamber.

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Jamie stegman is a masive idiot and does not have a life at all he is a tool which is true becuase no one likes him

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hit the thumbs down button

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What do you call a black person with dandruff.... A lamington

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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