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A man with a white bed sheet on his body and head grimaced at a black man. He said to the black man, can you help me with my ghost costume? Something in the back is poking me and it hurts.

Yo momma's so fat that all the children within a close proximity of your home think that your mother is a very large woman.

How do you get four gay guys to sit on a stool? Ask them kindly to do so. Their sexual orientation is of little to no importance in this situation.

Terry was always struggling with mathematics. On his last report card he received a D- in math. His parents were naturally very upset with him because they knew their son could do much better and so did Terry. Terry wanted to make his parents proud so he buckled down and started studying on a regular basis. Terry realized his had work had payed off when his 3rd grade teacher handed him his report card. Terry had revived an A in math! On his walk home from school all he could think about was how proud his mom and dad were going to be. On that walk home Terry was savagely torn apart by an escaped lion from the local zoo. His head was never found.

Your such a whore, you most likely cut your own clothes so people will see more of your body that they find physically attractive and make a partner for sex easier to obtain

Whats the difference imbetween a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a sledge hammer an the other is a watermelon

Q: What's worse than finding 1 worm in your apple? A: Finding 2 worms in your apple Q: What's worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? A: The Holocaust Q: What's worse than the Holocaust? A: Finding 3 worms in your apple!

so a horse walks into a bar right, and he goes up to the bartender, and the bartender being a smartass says why the long face(get because hes a horse), and the horse says his wife is dying of lung cancer, child services are taking his kids away , and im addicted to crack and that is why i have a long face the bartender then gives him the next round for free and the the horse dies of alchohol poisoning

just sit down and dont be a Jew

Is this the krusty krab? NO! THIS IS red lobster, how many i help you?

Bean.

Why couldn't Jenny speak right? Cause she had autism.

What's long and hard? The Ap European exam that i just took.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man with a white bed sheet on his body and head grimaced at a black man. He said to the black man, can you help me with my ghost costume? Something in the back is poking me and it hurts.

what did the crippled boy say to the truck driver? "i like cats."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house! Nock. Nock. Whos there? The Chicken?

Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bike? A: Someone threw a refridgerator at his head.

what makes reed stop talking? LYRENS SHARPENED PENCIL

Two muffins are baking in an oven. The muffins do not talk or move, because they not living.

whats your name? bumder:)

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

A blond walks into McDonalds. She orders and leaves.

Whats worse than a little kid falling. Him getting vigorously raped by his father every night.