a man walked into a bar.... when i say bar i mean a metal pole, the man suffered from concussion

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. A. Knock, Knock! B. Who's There? Not Suzie.

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Q:What did the Black man say to New York? A: Black Out.

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Biggest lie ever; "I have read and agree to the terms of service".

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If life throws you melons, you might be dyslexic..

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How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

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try slamming a revolving door

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An asian is driving a car. He observes the speed limit and uses his turning signals while switching lanes.

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Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

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What do a blond and a jar of marmalade have in common? Nothing, they are completely different.

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A car enters a curve. An ice-cream man pops out from a manhole and throws a pine cone to the car.

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How many retarded mexicans can you fit in a smart car? Two.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Spanish Inquisition.

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if u like this i wont pay you a dollar

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Why did the man fall of the building? Someone shot both of his kneecaps.

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Joe diragi is gayer than elton john

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Remember when they called online casino`s betting sport? Anti Joke potential detected. I used to play soccer and box back then, but I guess I was still not "sporty" enough for betting sports... And as thus I afforded my lawyer education. Moral: Now that you know my education, do you really think id ever type real morals here? Mwahahahaha!

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? According to the theory of evolution, chickens are descendent's of dinosaurs, meaning that a dinosaur laid an egg, eventually creating a chicken thus meaning that the egg came first.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A penguin in a blender.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you!

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I hate long jokes -_-

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall of the second time? I pushed her.

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