Why was the duck in jail? For Smoking...Quack!!

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What happens when a black man falls out of a tree? He gets hurt.

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What did Charlie Sheen say to Rebecca Black? If you care about the punchline I hate you.

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A boy was crying. He had been abused and beaten by his parents, and thrown in his room. He was devastated, and wanted to kill himself. He tossed and turned in bed, and moaned himself to sleep. When he awoke, he felt a chill up his spine, noticing that all of his blankets had been torn off of his bed, leaving only him and his mattress. He open the window, and jumped out of his three story building. Luckily, his bedroom was on the first floor. He ran away, and found a rich family that loved him so much until a week later, a murderer came and killed everyone, including him.

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What do you call a bear with no fur? A taco.

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What happened when the kid tried to hang himself? He was overweight, so the ceiling fan that the rope was tied to fell out of the ceiling. When he explained this to his drunk mother when she got home, she reinforced the fact that he was overweight (his low self esteem was the root of his depression) and beat him. The next day, he just chugged antifreeze. This isn't a true story. Just calm down.

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Your mama is so fat she suffered from diabetes and died of heart failure .

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Q : whats the most annoying thing on the earth with a big fore head ? A : Paige

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Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Who is there??? Person 1: ..................................... Person 2: (Opens Door) Person 1: BOO i scared u and ding dong ditched u Person 2: Actually "Ding Dong Ditching" is when a one or more human beings search for a targeted house where they ring the door bell and run to a designated location to hide. After the resident opens the door to find out no one has stayed and waited, they close the door and the human beings quickly run up and repeat the task many as times until the resident finally catches them.

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love is a homeless guy searchin' for treasure in the middle of the rain and finding a bag of gold coins and slowly finding out they're all filled with chocolate and even though he's heartbroken he can't complain cuz he was hungry in the first place.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? -a black man that left his family

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Why did the imagrint cross the road? Cuz he stole the chickin's job.

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Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench A: The NBA

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, get out of the garden it's time for lunch.

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Knock! Knock! Who's There? The Police. Open the damn door. Nobody Is Home.

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Hey guya im a female stripper and if you want to have some fun call me 8633972535 thanks. -Tyler

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

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Why did the farmer go to the market? Because his butt was on fire!

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what does it mean when Justin Bieber sounds like a boy someones hit puberty

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Whats black and white, and red all over? A Zebra being slaughtered.

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What has wings and can't fly? What has legs and can't move? What has mouth and can't eat? A dead bird on the road

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What's mean to black people? The economy. But, I forgot to mention that it's not nice to whites, hispanics, asians or anyone else.

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What's great about taking a shower with a twelve year old girl. Pulling her hair back and making her look like a six year old

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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