Q: what animal didnt get on Noah's ark in pairs? A: worms. they got on in apples.

Waseem is sad because all his jokes are not funny!

Why did the duck cross the road? Hurricane Katrina

What do you call a guy wearing a white leisure suit? Mister Rourk? No, you call the dud wearing the white duds.

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket in disguise

What has feet but cannot walk? What has a beak but cannot peck? What has wings but cannot fly? A dead bird.

What's better than your mom dying? Chocolate Cake.

What did the orphan wish for Christmas during world war II? Parents What did he get? Bombed.

Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

What do you call a man looking at Anti jokes on this ? you

Wanna hear a funny joke? Yes.

I can't remember if I have Azheimer's or not.

what did the asain have for dinner? A: rice

There was this women at a banana festival, but she didn't like bananas. So she split

When life gives you lemons, You find a new life

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Plenty of things

Apparently I'm an unfit father, cuz all I know is dope and all I got is 30 dollas

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I t was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

My great grandfather died in the holocaust. He fell off the guard tower.

An irish man walks out of a bar

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" "It's who's." The grammar nazi has struck again.

why was the boy laying on the ground? he got shot in the head

Why did the chicken cross the road? ....Because based on modern mathematics the shortest distance between two points is a straight line.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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