- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you are a åsshole :)

I have had depression for several years and have recently been diagnosed with diabetes. I therefore drink diet soda and have sugar free snacks. Which leads to diahrea. Lots of diahrea.

A short Irish man and a tall German man went skydiving. Both parachutes coincidentally failed to deploy and they died.

Kim Kardashian got a job.

nick biggs ate a car well his name is nick BIGGS

Your momas so fat her doctor put her on a diet plan.

Knock Knock no answer Knock Knock Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering

Why did was micheal jackson named micheal jackson? because his was

There was an Irishman, an American and a French man standing at a bar. They all ordered drinks and struck up conversation with each other about what they do for a living and their families. They all go home to their partners and have a peaceful nights sleep.

Why is your dad gay? Because he takes an enjoyment in a mans dick

Look how far I can kick this bucket

Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. What do flowers have to do with this joke I want to tell you?

What was the pirate's favorite letter W

What did the Dinosaur say to the Seal? Dinosaur's cant.. wait...

What did the house do when it came alive? It went home

what do you call a Muslim flying a plane A pilot

How do you kill a polar bear? You melt the polar ice caps and take a rope and choke it till it is out cold. You then put a plastic bag over its head and throw it in the water.

Why did Mary fail to consume her breakfatst? Because Suzy has a history of bi-polar disorder as well as anorexia.

what do you call a retarded kid? jack kamstra

How does a girl with no arms swing on the swing? She doesn't, she has no arms.

whats orange, green and has a treadmill attached to it? a cantaloupe, i lied about the treadmill.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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