A man walks into a bar, he begins drinking and returns home visably drunk. His family disowns him as he is a recovering alchoholic who was three months sober.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Well the chicken was very confused and had no logical brain power to think or know where it was going. Once he crossed the road he went into the ice cream parlor but was soon kicked out due to lack on communication

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#Hanging Degus

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Why i didn't bought the "Anti Joke The Book".. Because the joke in it aren't funny..

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Why was the little girl crying? Her father has been abusing her and her mother for a year now.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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Q-What did the hobo get for Christmas? A-Pneumonia.

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Its a bird! No, it's a plane! Oh... so it is.

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Holy crap it's a talking muffin!

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Do you want to know a funny joke Answer- Kieran Reynolds HAHAHAHAHA This is not Daniel Lesiak

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What is more dangerous than heroine? T.J. Lane

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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There was a girl who was allergic to peanuts she ate peanuts and died the next day. She got hit by a bus.

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What do you get if you take the head off a Koala and a Wombat and swap them around? A bloody mess and about 4 years in jail.

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How many women's right's leaders does it take to change a light bulb? None. They can't change anything.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? - Getting killed in the Holocaust. Whats worse than that? - Nothing.

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how do you kill a blonde? shoot her in the face with a pistol

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What did the rapper Proof say when he got in a fight? Nothing, Proof is dead.

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person who lives inside is depth.

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Q: Why do so many people write "So a man walked into a bar" A: Because they lack the intellect to think of something creative, and still other peoples material.

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what do you call a mentally and physically obese man? nothing until you know or obtain his name

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How do you make a little boy get off a swing? You are an adult and perhaps it is inappropriate for you to be on a swing, especially when it is already occupied by a child of the right age.

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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Why are you so fat? Cause I eat a lot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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