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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a fine wine and a dead baby in a blender? One gets better as it ages, and the other is a horrific accident.

Flop dog

Why did suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms... Why couldn't she get back up? -she had no friends

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

A black man and a jew both fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? the black man

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What would happen if nyan cats crashed with eachother? It would be a great impact, and we'd all be sad.

A baby seal walks into a club.... Oh....

How did the man die? He was killed alive.

What number comes after 29? 30.

A women in her kitchen hears a thud outside. Her husband fell off the roof.

A pedophile walks into a daycare

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This doesnt rhyme, Microwave.

Why did a boy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

Why did the soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin

Three blondes are stranded on an island. They all die from starvation.

Knock Knock Who's there? I bought a Jeep

It's only racist if you consider them people.

acualy is dolan

What's funny about a blond, a brunette, and a red-head, drunk in a Cadillac? Everyone knows integration is a myth.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Whats the worst part of your school burning down? A: The burnt pizza.

Knock knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Orange Orange who? Banana Banana who? I have AIDS

What did the boy find on his laptop? -Nothing, he comes from a broken home and can't afford one.

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