- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

Q: Why does an elephant have flat feet? A: From jumping out of trees

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it lost Consciousness.

A young boy walks into a bar and asks for directions or a map. The bartender takes him into a backroom and gives him a map he just happened to have. The boy continues on his way and the bartender is happy that he did a good deed.

Why did the irishman go to the bar? because he was a designated driver and was picking up his friend.

a boy with asperges asked me a question today he asked me again and again because he has asperges

The Christian prayed every night to God for a new bike. He kept it up for a year. Finally, he got a bike for his birthday.

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a Nazi.

She is so fast We call her Email Instead of Emily...

How much cocaine has Charlie Sheen done? enough to put your health at risk

once upon a time there was a girl named katie. she walked across the road. she got hit by a truck. now she's in heaven. the end,.

Dogs in my home.

Yo mamma's so fat it's a legitimate medical condition

What is green and is a dub dub. A green dub dub.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

How did the girl with no arms fall out the window? I pushed her.

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter ponder with cheese.

What did the transvestite hooker say when he/she saw a robot fighting a dinosaur? That's strange.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a pleasant evening as they talk to each other about their day over a relaxing drink.

A man drops a penny between a Jew and a homosexual. The man says "oh excuse me," picks up his penny and continues with his day.

What do you call a man in a wheel chair? Stephen Hawking

Q: What's worse than a rainy day? A:

Did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory? I don't remember how it goes... by the way, did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory?

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

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