- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I walked into an elevator with Ray Rice...

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

How old is george washington? anyway thats not the point your pregnant

What happens when you throw a green stone into the red sea? It gets wet.

Q:what do you call a black man flying a plane? A: a pilot

Why did the guy fly? Because he steped on a landmine

What is yellow and fluffy? Green fluff, I lied about the yellow part.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? names.

What starts with P and ends in ORN? Porn.

What did the fat man do when someone told him he was fat? He kept eating, for he was deaf.

What does Pontiac stand for? Nothing. Pontiac's were discontinued

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Knock Knock Sorry, I'm in a full body cast and can't answer the door.

So a female ant walks into a bar... and someone steps on it.

How do you confuse a blonde? Speak to her in a nonsensical language of gibberish you have devised without her being able to understand or translate.

What do you call a guy who answers your door Whatever his name his

What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

A farmer had a horse that he rode frequently. He would talk to the horse and tell it it was his closest companion. One day the farmer noticed that the horse was walking funny. So he shot it.

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

Women's rights.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They were baked until the baker them until they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

knock knock who's there aids

The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

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