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Man 1: Your lifes a joke Man 2: Your talking to yourself Man 1 klled himself Man 2 had cancer

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How did Princess Diana cross the road? Through the windshield

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Yeah, it makes sense if you think about it, I changed my alias back and forth from Axel Knight, to Axel White, first because Axel White sounded not only as a opposite to Nero, but also because it sounded like something a Nazi leader would call himself, we went renegade and used that in order to draw in and bust a lot of Neo Nazi`s with enough money and bad intentions to make bad stuff happen. But thats another story, I heard about an Axel Knight partaking in Point Zero, had I known you where the leader (I hope you are being honest friend) I would have warned you much sooner, but there was no way for me to know if you where working together... Since you literally where.

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Why did it die Nothing died

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The club cant even handle me right now Because theyve reached their limit of people allowed in

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is an active member of a taliban.

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Charlotte Bobcats

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A giant foot comes over the town and a man says "theres something big afoot" hahahahahahaha

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How much Is a free app on my market?

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how many jews can you fit in a buick? six if you squeeze 4 in the back

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whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

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Yo momma so fat, she died.

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What did the booger say the other booger? "Is he picking on you again"

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A man walks in on his wife blowing Bubbles. Two weeks later they are divorced.

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Q. what did the white man say to the black man? A. hello

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whats the difference of the mexican and the bench the mexicans alive

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i heard something so funny it made me crap my pants you were a mistake

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whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

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Why did moral man run out of morals? Moral: LEAVE MORAL MAN ALONE! BUAHAHAHA LEAVE HIM ALONE! BUAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow who, unlike his quiet friends back on the farm, enjoys to speak when others are nearly finished with their sentence.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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