- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the next Line? YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH....

What is 9 inches long, the same colour as my skin, and makes my girlfriend gag when I shove it down her throat? Her Miscarriage.

Whats worse than 1 bee sting... 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings... The hollacaust Whats worse than the hollacaust... 3 BEE STINGS!!!

Hey do you want to hear the joke about my d**k?? I cant tell it because it's to long

Q:What's the difference between a turtle and a cat? A: One's a turtle and the other is a cat....

A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

Gary Busey walk into a bar. Everyone Ran out noticing the potential danger.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What is worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? 1 dead babies in 10 trees.

what do you call a man with no @ss? d1ckhead

Whats worse than sleeping on a bed of hot coals? Lupus

I died shortly after writing this.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What did the rapist say before the little girl got in the van? Get in the van

Why did the redneck ask his daughter to get on her knees? His shoe was untied.

There's two bears in the shower. One bear says "pass the soap". The other bear says "no soap. Radio".

An Englishmen, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar, and ordered a beer. They later went home and slept. They woke up the next morning with a slight hangover.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. Jill was dehydrated.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms; knock knock, Who's There? Not Sally.

What is worse than having sex with a dead baby in front of it's mother? Not a lot.

What did the man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Oh my goodness! Are you alright?!"

What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match.

What do you call a large group of Apes attacking San Francisco? Well, it isn't called anything but coincidentally there is a movie called Rise of the Planet of the Apes which was released August 5, 2011 starring James Franco and Andy Serkis. -David Bruggen

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