- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon and Micheal Jackson molests little boys.

How do u kill a mocking bird ? Stab it

what was the biggest game of hide and seek? World War II and the Jews won

why bouriquet can not read is book ? cause he's retarted

How did the blond become a lawyer? She didnt. After many years of collage and studying, she broke down and quit, and became a stripper.

Why shouldn't you play poker in the woods? Due to the stereotypical lack of human population in such an area, it would be excruciatingly difficult to find a partner with which to play competitive card games. I suggest trying solitaire instead.

what happens when chuck norris does a push up. he pushes himself up

Why did the boy laugh? Mr Tickle was his babysitter

How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

How does the cow say cash i dont know ask him he is the cow.

What do call a limbless man swimming? Dead.

Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

Why cant Joe drive his tractor? Because he doesn't have any arms or legs. Why doesn't Joe have any arms or legs? BECAUSE JOE IS A POTATO.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a shark in your apple.

Q:Wats worse then cutting ur lawn A: diarea on a sunday morning

What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy running down a hill? Two good friends enjoying the countryside together.

Black people are ugly. They should not live in this world. They are apes. They should live as apes not humans. Why do they have ugly curly hair, fat lips, and a big flat nose? SO UGLY!! EWW

Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

A blonde walks into a bar... Typical

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