yo mama is so fat even dora cant explore her

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Why did the child get hit by a bus? He was blind.

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what do you get when you cross a giraffe and an octopus an abomination

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A woman walked into the doctors office with a black eye. The doctor asked: How did you get that? The woman said: I fell.

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2 Penises

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Why did the chicken cross the road. ... So he could be hit by a car.

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SteVen Hawking wals into a bar

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got run over by a semi and died.

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What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

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Build a man a fire and he will be warm for a night, set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

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Roses are red violets are blue come on love show me you boobs/by kw

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why did the plane crash the pilot was Suicidal

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Why did the black guy hit his head while walking through a doorway? Because he was tall.

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knock knock who's there me me who? me me me me who? me me me me me me who? and the more the joke continues the less funny and more annoying it gets

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A duck walked up to the lemonade stand And he said to the man running the stand: QUACK!

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house..... It's ok he hasn't either.

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A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

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Yo mamma is so fat her blood type is RAGU

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What's worse than not finding your true love in high school? Dying

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The time and place do not matter because I'm a lesbian.

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BALLS! said the Queen if i had them i would be King

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After thinking hard for a very long time, the pig realized he was a fat, worthless piece of shit.

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Why did the black person cross the road? Because the street light turned green

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Q: Who wants a chick with big breasts? A: Everyone apparently, because chickens are being genetically engineered that way because people are racist about what part of the chicken then want to eat. The white meat or the dark meat. Guess what? Now they can't walk because they are top heavy. And who's fault is that? The people who only eat the white meat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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