- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and has wheels? a green car.

Leave her alone...

Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" in a calm tone " Yeah, me neither."

Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms..

A jew walks into a bar.... He has a beer and then goes home to his family.

A chronic hemophiliac walks into a bar. He cuts his leg and bleeds to death.

Whats worse than getting dirt on your brand new J's Finding your girlfriend cheating on you with your Great Dane and realizing that he dose her better than you.

tea with milk?

Knock Knock Who's there? No one. You're imagining things.

why do we have school? 2 learn duh y r u even askin? ur STOOPIDE!

What did the retard say to the other retard? (incoherent gibberish)

Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

Roses are Black Violets are Black I am color blind.

Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

Chad Wolbert is retarded.

how do you fit 20 babies into a bucket? you put them into a blender. how do you get them out? chips.

Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

whats big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? a pool table

The only time your mother was ever considered "hot" was at her cremation.

Why is Santa's sack so big? He has a malignant tumour on his testicle. We're all very worried about him.

What did the duck say to the flag? NOTHING DUCKS CANT SPEAK or flags

yous are all f u c k i n g dumb like rat kavanagh

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