- Anti Joke

A planes crashes on the US-Canada border. The survivors are promptly taken to a hospital nearby to be treated for their injuries.

Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

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what do you call 10 dead babys lunch

why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock! who's there? not suzy.

keep your eye off me if you dont look at me, how do you know i looked at you? there is a mirror

A daring man proclaimed "Well, here goes nothing!" as his FaceBook status, and all his friends were annoyed.

What is black and is good at stealing stuff? a ninja.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

What did the customer say to the waitier? "I think I'll have the special."

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

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One day, a small bald man was walking up the street, when her saw a large red porche, extremely grand, and the door was wide open. He walked over and inspected the open door, and to his surprise, the keys were in place by the steering wheel. He was a good man, with a loving wife and two teenage children, and he had no intention of steeling the vehicle. But astonished by the owner lack of protection, he hopped into the car and drove it around the block, just for the thrill of riding such an amazing car. Around 30 seconds after, he parked the car, got out, leaving the car in the same place, with the door open and the keys in, then he walked home and lived the rest of his life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house. A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

A man walks into a pet store. He then says "This isn't the bar" and leaves.

Yoshy is gay and likes men. From Jarod ????

How do you kill half of Mexico? You use nuclear weapons in major cities.

What do you do when a black man points a gun at your face? you do what he tells you to do.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? NOTHING, he died.

What did the victim say to the rapist? If you're gonna rape me, at least let me go get you a condom

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window, at the 122th floor of a skyskraper.