What makes 10 year olds laugh? Se x Jokes.

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a horse walks into a bar. what does the bartender say? why is there a horse in my bar.

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knock, knock! No answer, they probably can't hear you, use the doorbell.

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Why was the boy praying? Because both of his parents had just been brutally murdered in front of him and he was analy defiled by the assailant and left alive to have live with the pain of seeing both of his parents be killed. He had also dropped his lollipop.

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Q: Where did little Suzie go during the bombing? A:Everywhere

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Your mum is so overweight, she is at risk of heart disease, I highly recommend she visits her GP.

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What did God say when he mad another black guy? Danmit i burnt one again.

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YES! EXACTLY!

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How did Darth Vader make the little black boy's day? "I am your father"*heavy breath, heavy breath*

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What did John say to Trojan? Hi Trojan

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. see how easy it is to save with GEICO.

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Many people of many races do many things every day.

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Whats worse than finding a spider in your shower? Getting repeatedly stabbed in the dick by a rapid chipmunk.

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What's black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

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Why did the white girl fuck the mexican? Because her teacher told her to do an "essay"

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Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I'm Color Blind F*CK

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How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

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Why wasn't my T.V. on? Because I didn't have a remote.

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Your momma is so white, when she goes out in the sun it is necessary for her to use a lotion with an SPF greater than 30 because she burns easily and is also afraid of skin cancer.

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A man spills his his drink. Like any other man would do, he got some paper towels and some mult-purpose cleaner and proceeded to wipe up the mess. Not a further word was said about the situation.

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Jesus once got nailed to a cross, beaten and gave his life in order to prove he was immortal. Safe to say, people remain impressed even 2000 years later. Moral: Lol, hey, its quite a feat, but what life did he give if he was immortal? Jesus is a okay dude though, he stole donkeys from stables (for transport) and when his disciples asked if stealing was bad he replied: God will provide for them. Awesome.

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Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

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a boy walks over to the living room and shouts " happy birthday, daddy!!" the response is "i'm a cup, therefore i do not have a birthday because i am an inanimate object."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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