Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Obama is a good president, I beg to differ.

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What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? F*ck

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Why was the guy sad? His son killed himself after being constantly bullied for 6 years.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. These are facts. Good day.

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When is your birthday? November 13 what year? every year

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A black guy walks into a bar... *3 hours later* He walks out...

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Dyslexic devil worshippers sell their souls to Santa

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Do you know the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human, and one is an inanimate object.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? -Because all races like fried chicken.

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What did the dog say to the mailman? nothing, dogs lack the mental capacity for human speech therefore he was unable to communicate his message verbally

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That's why her hair is so big, she teases it and uses a lot of expensive products.

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Why did the kid tell yo mama jokes to insult other kids? His mom had just committed suicide due to depression caused by the kid's bad habits.

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Congress back then: No sooner had I ended this prayer than a pederast farted on my right. "Hah! a good omen," said I, and prostrated myself; then I burst open the door by a vigorous push with my arse, and, opening my mouth to the utmost, shouted, "Senators, I wanted you to be the first to hear the good news; since the war broke out, I have never seen anchovies at a lower price!"

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The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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whats worse than hitler? Anti-Jokes By darragh hamilton

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What's funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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What do you call a black guy that drives a plane? A pilot

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How do you know if your friend is dead? You shoot him in the face!

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What do you call somebody from Manchester? A twat

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had brain cancer.

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How did the mecanic die? He drowned

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this kid named terry was sitting in computer class then he got punched in the face

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Q: You know what you should add to your recipe? A: No, not really. Tell me. Q: What? Are you expecting an answer now? Why don't you just shoot me, huh?! Pee on my clothes and set them on fire! You racist son of an **orange**.... It certainly tastes better with oranges.

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how many blonds does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one, because she is an intelligent and capable woman

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