Your momma's so dumb, she had to spend an extra hour studying for her mathematics test.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot for Arabian Air, idiot. What were you thinking?

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Woof woof

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How did jimmy get hurt?? someone throw a fridge at him..

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Girls got to Jupiter to get more stupider. Boys go to Mars to build a sophisticated civilization.

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What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

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If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

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Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

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Q: What's worse than a rainy day? A:

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knock knock Who's there Hi, im a memeber of the Church of Latter Day Saints. Id like to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ

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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, you should be a con artist.

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Give me thumbs up!

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? Make some fucking lemonade.

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So a horse walks into a bar, animal service is called and after being unable to locate the owner he is put down.

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What's the same about eggnog and a computer? You can search the web. Except that's only true for one of them.

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What is black and blue and really is not in the mood for sex? The new girl at the women's shelter.

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What should you do if you come across a slut with a fork up her @ss and a gun in her hand? Do not look at her and walk away.

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If a tree falls, and nobody is around to hear it, does it still make a sound? No. While the falling tree surely creates mechanical oscillations in the air, sound is defined as the mechanical oscillations in the air perceived by humans. Therefore, since no humans were around to hear the tree fall, it did not create a sound.

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whats worse than being cold? having a pine cone shoved up your ass.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of it coop and there was something shinny on the other side of the street.

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How do you like your eggs in the morning? -Poached or Fertilised?

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Why did the plane crash? The pilots had brain damage.

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KKK

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What did the blind orphan get for christmas? Cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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