How do you confuse and idiot? Purple.

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Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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How did Jimmy get into the R movie? He bought a ticket.

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Your mother's so fat that affects her self esteem.

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What did suzie do when she dropped her cookie? She died because it was secretly a bomb

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Why dont jews eat pork? Because the torah doesnt allow cannibalism

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "What's up?" The man replies, "The opposite of down."

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What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The answer really isn't that important.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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whats worse than hitler? Anti-Jokes By darragh hamilton

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Your mom is like a tire iron: she's a whore

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Antijoke the book. Seriously it sucks ass, do not bother, they only included the very worst ones.

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love is a homeless guy searchin' for treasure in the middle of the rain and finding a bag of gold coins and slowly finding out they're all filled with chocolate and even though he's heartbroken he can't complain cuz he was hungry in the first place.

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friends are like onions when you chop them up you cry but when you throw them out of a window, you dont

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What do you call a fat man in a tiny pipe? Stuck.

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Why do Iraqi women never sleep with American soldiers? Because Americans always talk about pulling out but they never do!

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Dogs

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A guy walks into a bar. Yep.. that's it.

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whats worse than having your sextape leaked to the media? not being a kardashian when it happens.

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There were 4 black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff. The sad thing was it was a nice car.

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Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

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how do you make a orange juice. get orange juice and pour it in a cup.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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