Why was Osama Bin Laden killed? Because he couldn't dodge all the bullets in time

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ahhh finally removed the splinter I've had for quite some time now. Hopefully that was the last one I'll get for a while...touch wood

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Why did the man go bald? He had cancer

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What's are the screams and terror when midnight hits? Vannlia Ice's face.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey Nick!" Because he knows him and is not racist.

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A Palestinian and an Israeli both board a plane at the same time. They exchange awkward glances and take seats at different ends of the plane.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? She had no friends.

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Whats The Difference Between A Baby And A Watermelon ? You Can Throw One In The Air And Hit It With A Bat , And The Other Ones A Watermelon

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Why did little Lucy climb up a tree? Cos her dad beats her.

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What is worse then North Korea trying to blow up everybody? Peter Griffin twerking.

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Two guys walk into a bar. One man walks out of the bar at a similiar time.

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Whats worse than finding out that your family is dead? finding a worm in your apple

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Why did I get raped

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Your mama is so fat she suffered from diabetes and died of heart failure .

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What happened when a Blonde girl and a Ginger man have sex without a condom? The woman gets pregnant and then after about nine months the woman gives birth and the child grows up, when the child is adolescent it is able to reproduce and the process continues again.

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Why did the squirrel cross the... *Squash*

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Why did the fat guy sit on another guy? They were in a wrestling match.

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They say those with anti-humour are the wisest.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I peek in your window, Yes, I'm watching you

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What did the Batman say to the Joker? "I am the Batman."

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Wanna hear a joke? The WNBA

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Why did Jesus and his friends get crucified? So they could sing: "Always look at the bright side of life" Moral: Monty Python?

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an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

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Fred and DooDah go to their favorite lake to fish. After getting out on the water, DooDah hooks a huge fish, which pulls him overboard, and he drowns. Fred is brokenhearted and goes to tell DooDah's wife the news. She opens the door and hears Fred sing: "Guess who drowned in the lake today? DooDah! DooDah!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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