If there are 50 oranges and 50 waffles tied to a fence post. How many cow utters does it take to shit green? urine.

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Why does the party start when Kesha walks in? Well, it's Kesha's party and it would be rude to be in her house having a party when she wasn't there.

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Pokemon go: Team mystic

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A man with short term memory loss loses his memory every day. His last memory before his accident is the day he escaped this hostpital and murdered a family of five. He continues to do this every day and he is known in Mexico as cincochico.

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAA HAHAHAaaa WHYYYYYYYYY!?

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Rebecca Black

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wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

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Hey i heard you where cool wait that was opposite day ;)

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Two hunters walk in to the forest. They have a great time ending the lives of defenceless creatures. They go to their respective homes, eat a light dinner, and fall asleep in their beds.

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A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

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FUCK THE CHRISTIANS

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the dog that was chasing it.

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Whats worse a black person or a white person I feel like all races are equa,l therefore, there is no correct answer

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What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

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Q: Whats the difference between a watermelon and a infants head? A: One is fun to beat a with a hammer, and the other is the infants head.

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yo mama's so fat!!!

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What happened when the football player couldn't get his Coke from the vending machine? He got angry.

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How do you get a one armed man to fall out of a tree? Wave.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

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uhyuyuyhyuuuhuyuhh rice crispies

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Why does the man hate his job? He thinks working sucks?

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An asian, black man and a white guy are stranded in a desert with no food and no water, so what do they do Die

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What did the guy at the office order on his pizza. Pepperoni :)

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What did the deaf guy get for Christmas? An iTunes gift card

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Anti Joke

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