- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest walks past a mailbox with the number 666 on it. Nothing happens, because it is an ordinary mailbox.

I can't see my forehead

An Iraqi, an American and an Irishman get on a plane. They all enjoy the in-flight amenities, agree that the food was sub-standard and arrive at their destinations safely.

What's worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Ebola

Roses are red Violates are blue Go to hell I hate you

The shopkeeper said to a customer, "It's raining cats and dogs!" The customer said, "Okay, I'll take eight of them."

Q: What dosent a Jew and a pizza have in commen? A: The pizza dosent scream when you put it in the oven.

Q. If the early bird gets the worm, what does the early worm get? A. Eaten...

Knock Knock! Whose there? Adolf Hitler

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

JLo made a song about my diick- "On the Floor"

colby doesnt shave

What happened to the peanut who went to NYC? Nothing because he was eaten on the plane

My mom fell on our cat and it died.

What animal has four legs and one hand? Happy rottweiler

That's not what she said.

Where did a homeless man find his easter eggs? In the bin.

Why was the baby ant confused? Because his uncles were ants

wanna hear a good anti-joke? no, anti-jokes are a waste of time.

Am I a cat? No, I am a human; cat's cannot type.

Why do basketball players wear bibs? They don't.

How do you survive the plague? you dont.

What did the father say to his gay son? "Finish your homework."

theres a mexican women and a black man in a car....whos driving? nobody sadly the driver was shot.

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