What does a black person use to chop a tree down? An Ask.

Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

Here is an opposite. Black Santa Claus.

how long does it take a black woman to shit? 3 to 5 minutes depending on the food she ingested earlier that day

I Used to be an Adventurer like you, Then I retired to achieve the top Anti-Joke.

What did one deaf mute say to the other deaf mute?

Q. How did the blind man survive from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died

What's the difference between a duck? One of it's feet are both yellow.

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so little jonny was doing bad in school like always so he decided to drop out and now he cant get a job and will have a terrible life and die alone

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, the highest he placed was 4th.

How did Sarah Palin see Russia from her house? She didn't.

Q: Where does charlie sheen shop? A: Winners

Knock knock ... *No ones home*

What is the difference between a rat and an italian? nothing.

What do you call a stupid anti-joke? Stupid.

What do you do when you have those days where you feel that you go back three damn steps for every step you take towards your goal? DUUUUUH! You turn your back, see? Now you are getting three steps at the right direction for every right one! LOGIC!

Once upon a time There was an ugly barnacle He was so ugly That everyone died The end!

stuarts mum

I went to the game and saw a Mexican wave. So I waved back at him.

Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

What did the priest say to the kid? You can tell your dog but nobody else, ok?

Why'd the man go to jail? Because he had a piece of cheese.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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