A fifteen-year-old walks into a bar. He is told to leave by the tender because of his obvious prepubescent appearance, deeming him far from the legal age of drinking.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.Why did you just read this?

What is worse than Justin Bieber? Well, 1. Deforestation 2. Hurricanes 3. Diabetes 4. Mass Murder ....and probably much more.

Why did the pig have a band-aid? Because he had a whole in his foot.

Q: whats worse than getting aids? A: Giving your mom aids.

What did the young boy get His dad for fathers day? Nothing, his dad died from a very aggresive cancer

What's worse than cancer? Death.

what do you call an indian dating service? you dont call it anything there all arranged marriages.

What do you call a puppy with no limbs? It doesn't matter, he's never coming back.

Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human. Actually a perfect circle doesn't exist.

A Jew walks into a bar. It probably hurt

whats long and green? weed

i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

Whats the difference between Steven Hawkin and Gary Glitter? Ones severely disabled and ones a paedophile.

why was the chinese man so good at math it was his favorite subject

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How much fun does a gay guy have? A butt load.

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

What's grey and can't fly? A Parking Lot.

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Mirror mirror on the wall. Why can't I see?

why did the chicken cross the road??? I don't know, that's why I asked you -_-

Why did the boy fall out of his high chair? I'm not sure.

An English man walks into a pub.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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