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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a hispanic and black man flying a plane? A pilot and his co-pilot.

-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? Dog shit.

knock knock who's there Scott, Scott who, Scott Rollheiser stole my joke and posted it here.

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- Knock knock - Those knock jokes are getting old - Indeed. Scratch scratch - MY DOOR

i was raised in a bad family. i was the youngest and i was abused then i died three years back. then i died again and then i died again then i died again then again then i LIVED but then i died again then i died again then i died again then i died again

Why was the boy sad? He had just had his legs amputated and will never walk again.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

A man walks into a bar and walks up to the counter. The bartender looks the man up and down and asks "Can I help you?" "Ya, get this guy off my ass" the duck promptly replies.

The king asked the jester why was he not telling jokes. He wasn't because he's a jester and therefore is obligated to be funny.

Sticks and stones may break my bones and they can also break cars.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Why are pirates called pirates? Because it derives from the Latin word, pirata.

Why can't Anne Frank drive? Because she's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a truck.

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Being a Japanese person in Hiroshima on this date.August 6, 1945

There was a man from the hood, His limericks weren't very good, So he decided to become a purveyor of monogrammed handkerchiefs and other fine linen products.

Your mother is so fat........... that she is morbidly obese and is at severe risk for diabetes and other weight related diseases.

A woman leaves the kitchen.

If a tree falls on a cat in the woods, does it make a sound? Yes and no, the tree falling makes a loud noise, but the cat under it is instantly killed, preventing any sound that would of been made by the now crushed feline.

A duck walks by to a lemonade stand. He says to the man running the stand, "Quack."

An Ethiopian field worker goes into work one day and finds out he was fired. Agriculture in Ethiopia is bad because it doesn't rain much.

Q: How much does it cost to have 50cent and Nickleback perform together? A: 45 cents, because its 50 cents, and you get a nickle back

why did the chicken cross the road? It is impossible to tell because we cannot communicate with chickens, but we can assume there was something of interest over there.

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