what do you call a football team without players a group of coaches

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So the docter saw the girl had a "M" on her chest during surgery. He asked her if he had a boyfreind from Michigan. She said "no, but i have a girlfreind from winsconsin, why do u ask?"rf

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why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from the black man

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How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

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What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

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What did the mother get at the grocery store? Food.

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Who was the first person Steven Hawking runs up to when he finds out something new about science? He is in a wheelchair due to a condition called ASL, therefore he cannot "run"

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When life gives you lemons, You find a new life

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Flying aboriginal on a magic carpet

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What do Jews, Muslims and Blacks have in common? They are all valuable members of the community and should be treated no differently from anyone else

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call 803-389-9808 for a good time ;D

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Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because it was a refrigerator. Why did the little girl die? Because she was hit by two monkeys and a refrigerator.

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what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

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Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

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A list of comebacks: Hows ur face nancy grace ur mom ur face ur moms face take it to my butt, cuz ur the only one that gives a crap

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Loner.

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What's black and very long? The line-up at KFC.

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I AM DEAD, FUCKING, SERIOUS! NOW GET OVER HERE MOMMY I WANT TO... ...Thats pretty disgusting, I was born a man, maybe an infant man, but a man regardless. So how about you stop showcasing me to people here and we just take off? I mean I am dead tired and sleepy, I would say good night, but its day here now so yeah.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says,"Why the long face?" The horse replies,"I have terminal cancer."

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Roses are red violets are blue hes for me not for you if by chance you take my place ill take my fist and smash your face

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Ham and Cheese!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The Holocaust.

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