What's brown and green and if it falls out of a tree on top of you, it will kill you? A pool table

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How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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Justin Bieber walked into a gay-bar, The whole world applauded.

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What did grandma receive for her 75th birthday? Alzheimer's.

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I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

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i'm funny

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What is the difference between a black guy and a road? One you put tar on and the other one is a road

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Why was the black man a victim of racial prejudice? because he was black

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why do blonds write TGIF toes go in first

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An Asian walks out of the library.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He had no limbs

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Jews

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Q: What do you call an American who has both Irish and Italian ancestry? A: An American.

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A: B: No pun intended.

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Why are you reading this? You should be taking a shower, you smell like crap.

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Did you hear about the couple that met in a revolving door? They died.

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hey guys what's up?

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Two men are sitting on a park bench discussing the anatomy of goats. Where is Bertha? Teaching the principals of mathematics to blind orphins in Moscow, Russia.

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ask me if i'm a tree. are you a tree? no

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What do you call someone with no legs nor arms? Mat

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The bartender says ok, then hands him a pistol, then the man shoots the bartender and kills him.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom is dead And your dad is too

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What's the best way to look 10 pounds thinner? Lose 10 pounds

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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