Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head

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10 people walk into a bar. 6 hours later, 3 more people walk into the bar. There are now 12 people in the bar, and one corpse in the dumpster out back.

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What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a train

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Let's not pick mushrooms in heaven.

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A man walks into a bar and sees a large jar filled to the brim with $20 bills. He asks the bartender why there is so much money in the jar, and the bartender tells him that he has a horse in the back of the building, and he has a bet that if someone puts $20 in the jar and can make the horse laugh, then they will win all the money. The man, feeling confident, puts his money into the jar and tries to make the horse laugh. It is a horse, so of course he cannot make it laugh. He leaves, dejectedly, having just wasted 20 of his hard earned dollers.

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I am nobody Nobody is perfect Therefore, I am perfect

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Why was the baby smoking? He was locked in a hot car.

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What starts with a P and ends with a O-R-N? Popcorn

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I had a great joke to tell you. I didn't want people stealing my ideas so I didn't write it. Haha

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why do i love my iphone because its a very versatile electronic device with many uses and i can get the anti-joke app

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Why did the boy cross the road? He didn't he stopped and fapped.

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it depressed me to be diagnosed with depression

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If you rape a prostitute is it shop lifting?

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A guy says a joke. It was not funny

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Hey we just met And this is crazy But my name's Kony And I stole your baby

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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Murder me once, shame on you.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What did one cannibal set to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

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Nobody knows why she swallowed the fly, she probably won't die.

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What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead woman? It is much more unlikely that you would have sex with a dead cat.

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If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it does it make a sound? I don't know... Does the deaf woman locked in my basement?

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What do you call a guy who has no experience flying a plane? Suicidal

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No, I do not have the will, I have a family now, I make a living writing fiction, and well, play a small role in keeping not national, but worldwide stability in such things as the economics. The thing is, that you are renegades, you do not break the law, but you like to do things your own way, that gets you enemies among the so called "paragons" in the face of society and media. Its just like back in the days, if CIA, The Feds, Interpol and such are known as the "Paragons of civilization" or "the good guys" if you prefer, they can point towards you guys, and say "these are evil", and then nothing can stop them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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