- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the African do when he found out he was constipated? He ate a laxative and went to the toilet

A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Hello, I'm a Jehovah's Witness and I would like to talk to you about religion for a few minutes. B: Thank you, but I'm not interested. A: OK, thank you for your time, sir. B: You're quite welcome. Good day. A: Have a nice afternoon. B: You too. Bye A: Ba-bye.

How do you make a Russian baby cry? Punch it in the face

What did george washington say before he and his troops crossed the delaware river? We are going to cross the delaware river. R...

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump!

Why did Kelliintheraw get punched in the face? Because she is a dumbass

Whats worse than purple nurples? Having the period

Why did the man bring the computer to the doctor because it had a virus

Make little things count Teach midgets math

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

Whats worse than a paper cut? Nine/Eleven

Knock knock. Come in.

Q:why did the boy fall off the swing A:he had no arms Q:why couldn't he get up A:he had no legs Q:why did he die A:he fell in a puddle

Kathy Griffin.

A man was driving five penguins across the Croatian-Serbian border. He was a penguin smuggler.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black

if two couples walk down the street, when do they die? when a pack of rabid dogs eats them.

The 17 year old buy called his computers support number to remove a virus from his old computer, so he can gift the computer to his little cousin for his birthday. But before giving the computer to his cousin he downloaded over 120 hours of adult film onto it.

drugs sex alcohol are as funny as AIDS

There is a man with the surname of Westmoreland. This is a terrible name.

How much Cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? A lot!

Knock, Knock Who's there? Joseph. Joseph who? Joseph Brown. Oh, hello Joseph! Why don't you come in? No thank you.

Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo don't be sad cause I'll be there to not in the cage but laughing at you

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