- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I may be schizophrenic, but at least I have each other!

Why did sally break her arm? A piano fell on her

Your momma's so fat: She's willing to risk kidney damage and embarrassing flatulence by undertaking the atkins diet.

Whats the differense between a pile of dead babies and a Farrari I actually have a Farrari in my garage.

What do you call a black kid with dead parents? Depressed

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? The Ferrari is expensive and the babies are in a nice hospital.

What do you call a penis without hair? Apple sause

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms; knock knock, Who's There? Not Sally.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Life is an abstract object incapable of handing out gifts, thus if given a lemon by life you should go to a doctor to make sure you don't have an undiagnosed disease.

Why did the man eat his hat? Autism.

Do you know what my favorite rhetorical question is?

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

3 guys walk into a bar. The fourth guy ducks.

How do you save a black man from drowning? You throw him a flotation device.

Doorbell salesman.

Yo Mommas so poor, when i went to her house and started to clear out the cob webs, she said why the heck are you tearing down the curtains.

why do people just recycle the same jokes over and over are you that desperate for some f*cking attention? The Holocaust

What do you call a comedian who can;t make people laugh? A bad comedian.

Q. What did the man say when his car broke down. A. Damn it, my car broke down.

If a man has a gun, but no arms or legs, is he armed?

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

How do you survive the plague? you dont.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

It was just Michael J. Fox's birthday I wonder if he got in trouble for shaking his presents.

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