Seth stock has a large penis

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Why didn't the monkey fall out of the tree when someone threw a refrigerator at it? Because it was already lying on the floor dying of AIDS.

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What is worse than 20 babies stapled to trees? 1 baby stapled to 20 trees.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs. Why couldn't she see? The sun was in her eyes.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To eat it of course

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Stephen Walking.

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a duck walks into a bar. he sits by another duck and says duck 1: Quack!! duck 2: I was just about to say that! duck 1: No way! duck 2: Seriously! duck 1: We are so a-like. duck 2: totally!

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Why did the pirate say to the donkey? Rrrrrrrrrrr you a donkey?

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"Welcome to Mcdonalds, Would you like to try our new Chicken BigMac today?" "No"

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

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There are four worms walking in a straight line. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The fourth worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied!

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Why did the deer die Because Jupiter is incapable of supporting life

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A man walks into a bar and walks up to the counter. The bartender looks the man up and down and asks "Can I help you?" "Ya, get this guy off my ass" the duck promptly replies.

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A king's son's birthday came one day and the king asked what he wanted. "You can have anything in the world son." He would say. The prince answered,"Oh i'll have some purple ping pong balls." So for his birthday he got a rollar costar, a new car, a water park, a castle, and of corse some purple ping pong balls. The same answer went out of his mouth for three years. One day the prince was driving in his car, and he got into a terrible car accadent. And while he was in the ER and saying his last words, his father asked,"Son, before you die, i must know, why did you want purple ping pong balls for your all of those birthdays?" And the prince said,"Well I wanted them because-" and then he died.

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Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? The two ships suffered major damageand sank, killing over 100 people. The families of the passengers mourned their loss.

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what did the doctor say to the woman? I have 3 testicles

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What did one hipster say to the other hipster? I'm not a hipster.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? I can't think of one at the moment...

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a man? One's tall the other's not

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A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

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what do you call a group of people who are systematiclly ruining a once well run family football club? steve kean , the venkys, and there advisors

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There was an Irishman, an American and a French man standing at a bar. They all ordered drinks and struck up conversation with each other about what they do for a living and their families. They all go home to their partners and have a peaceful nights sleep.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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