- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You have been brought down to hell where you are welcomed by satan. "Welcome to hell, where you watch your loved ones get tortured for all eternity" Satan said "Where is everyone? " you ask "Hmmm, I guess you were never really loved"He replied

What's 9 plus 10? 19

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a shark in your apple.

Knock knock Who is there Banana Banana who Knock knock Who's there Banana Banana who Knock knock WHO'S THERE orange ...orange who Orange you glad I'm a cop here to tell you your family died in a horrible mask murdering and didn't say bannana again?

What do you do when your internet goes down? You right click on the internet connection and try to fix the problem.

Why couldn't the old lady take her Afghan Hound to the vet after the dog had been brutally harassed? She was dead.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

what do u call a gay dinosaur megasoreass

a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

Girl: what comes after 69? Boy: 70. Girl: no,toothpaste! Boy: ...

Your mama's so poor, that it's hard for her to pay her bills.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

What did the leper say to the prostitute? "I am an undercover police office and you're under arrest for prostitution, ma'am."

How do you make a burns victim cry? You show them a mirror.

What was jesus's first miracle? He made a blind man walk. And for the stupid people out there jesus's first supposed miracle was making a cripple Walk

3 thieves are also murderers and naked at the moment.

Why did the kid stop going to school? His alarm clock broke.

Why couldn't the blond turn the TV on? Because she is blond.

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what did the ginger say to the other ginger? I dont now i dont speak GINGER!!!

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig rolls in the mud.

Why does the gay person where a leather motorcycle suit? Because he drives motorcycles.

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side . Unfortunately , there was a car accident and shrapnel from the explosion [caused by gas on fire] cut his head off causing the old woman to faint , and later die a horrible death .

What is black at the bottom, and white at the top? Society.

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