Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

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Whats so funny? That kid has down syndrome

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Where did Susie go after an explosion? Everywhere

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What did the President give his wife for her birthday? Women's Rights.

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A Mexican, a Caucasian, and an African-American jump out of an airplane. They all die.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are green I'm bipolar

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One. This task does not require over 1 person to complete.

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for keeps?

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What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

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IT WAS NEVER YOURS TO TAKE!

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Looking for propane accessories? Well look no more!

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what do you call a black man in prison? justice.

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Why did the little boy drown? He was stapled to a whale.

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Have you heard the joke that they don't tell retarded people? You haven't? Well then alright let me tell you because it's actually quite amusing.

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whats black and white and slides on its belly a penguin

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A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

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How do you get a bird off the roof you throw an ax at it

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Me: Ask me if im a penguin friend: are you a penguin? me: no.

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How many 1 ft dwarfs does it take to climb up a 55 ft ladder? Only one. It's just a ladder. All you gotta do is climb up it.

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At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

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Q: Why don't Jewish cannibals like Germans A: Because it gives them gas

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Whats worse than an old guy? An old woman!

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like a someboyyyyyyyyyyyy

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, I am color blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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