- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Helen Keller's cat kill itself? It didn't, I did.

Why did Sally Drop here ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock Knock? who's there Not Sally.

Roses are red Kittens are fluffy This doesn't rhyme Cupcake

What's the biggest difference between white and black people? the melanin levels in their skin.

A midget walks under a bar

why is Justin Berber gay? hes not thats rust a myth

ask me if im a tree! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the man stand on one foot? Because he had one leg.

why are black people good at jumping and white people aren't? That's stereotyping people .... anyone can be good jumping as long as the practice.

What has one eye, three arms and one leg? A really weird person.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A man sees a clown, a robot, and a monkey walking down the street side by side. The man ponders the randomness of life.

"Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's.

Ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass...! I said "ass" a lot, sorry for the language

Q: What did the rectum say to the Anus? A: "Your a waste."

what did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

Because you killed my Llama. He was my best-friend.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to kill Two and a Half Men.

Why did little Tommy sink to the bottom of the pool? He had no arms.

muffled-thud muffled thud who's there? Jeremy Beadle.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has two penises

What did the dinosaur and John Wayne say to the Easter Bunny? Nothing, they're both dead and the Easter Bunny isn't real.

This sentence is false.

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