a gay guy walks into a bar what does he do? buys a drink after a hard day at work

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jahova's witnesses.

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Knock knock Come in

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Why was it true for sure? It was on wikipedia.

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whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

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why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from the black man

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Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

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Why did the black guy jump over the fence ? The holocost.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's a women. Why can't Stephen Hawking speak freely with his voice? Because he's autistic.

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What do you call Chuck Norris when there is a bullet inside of him? Dead.

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THEY SAY SEEING IS BELIEVING. I NEVER SAW 9/11! 9/11? NEVER HAPPENED -Jonathan

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Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

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You're tall.

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing, he was homeless

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John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

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Adam Claypool walks into a bar. He immediately sucks the bartender's dick because he is the biggest queer anyone has ever seen

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Knock Knock whose there? ach ach who? bless you

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Knock knock Who's there My BUTTCRACK

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What do you do when life hands you lemons? Go home, look for the ingredients on which to make proper, delicious lemonade. Afterward, I would go in the front yard, make a stand, then make a sign that says $1.00 lemonade. Then you know make millions on your master-mind plan that no one else ever thought of.

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What did little jimmy get for Christmas? A box containing the malevolent soul of a 10,000 year-old demon determined to torment his cat.

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A black woman sits down in the front of a bus.

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John Stamos.

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What's 1 + 1? Fish. What's 2+2? Window. pie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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