What do you call someone who can't lose? Charlie Sheen

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Why did the lonely man stop talking? He was alone.

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What's the difference between 6 and 7? 1.

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This is my first joke don't ????mine. You did didn't you.

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What do you call a girl with one leg at your door step? Ilean

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roses are blue violets, are orange, i am color blind

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and stink.

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Can I ask you a question? You just did

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Pickles

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Whats white, black, and red all over? A penguin on fire

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why couldnt the guy move his legs cuz he was paralyzed

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

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What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a superhero and the other is just a normal person.

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"I like my women like I like my coffee, in a cup." -Paul Alangadan

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roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

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a man pulled up to a girl in a white van with tinted windows. he told the girl he had candy inside. she got in the van. he then proceeded to rape becasue he was a rapist and that is the lifestyle he choose to have.

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There was once a boy named Swan, But then they built Autobahn.

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What's worse than losing $100 at the racetrack? Losing at Russian Roulette

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what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

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Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

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What's black and white and red all over? Colors

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a kangaroo walks in to a bar and sits down. Kangaroo's live in Auustralia

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Do you want to hear a joke? No. Women's- oh, okay.

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what time is it? 3:16

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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