Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder from your house and kindly help him down.

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You have never had sex because.... Well, look in the mirror and you'll see for yourself -Matt

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Yo mama is... a very nice person, and her cooking is exquisite.

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How do you know if a girl is special? If she hates justin bieber, Twilight, and is open to threeways.

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when debbie meets downer

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Netflix and chill

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whats softer than a furry blanket an indian

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What do you call someone allergic to water ? Waterproof

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When your scuba diving why do u jump off backwards beacause if u jump forwards than u witll still be in the boat!!!!!!

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my shift key is broken1

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Knock knock Who's there The police "people began to jump out the back window"

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What did the man with five penises say? I have 5 penises.

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what's brown and sticky? A stick

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I have a black man in my family tree... He's still hanging there.

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What is grey and looks like a rock? A rock

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why did the frog cry? Because he didn't get a message

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knock knock whos there jew jew who JEW YOU

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I was born.

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Why can't a blonde woman drive? because she was shot in both legs and cannot operate the pedals without extreme pain.

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What can fly for only a short period? A jumper.

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If John has no nose, what do John's friends call him? John

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Why did the cat die? Because it got shot by a teenager who was promply put in juvi and was fined $100,000 for animal abuse. The parents gave up on him and didn't pay the fine or bail and left their son to rot in jail.

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Q: Why can't white people dunk? A: because they can't jump high enough

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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