Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

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A 21 year old man walks into a bar with a vase of 12 roses. 57 years later he died after a lengthy battle with colon cancer.

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How do you fall off a building... JUMP.

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Your mama's so poor, that it's hard for her to pay her bills.

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God is real

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the results of his AIDS test

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amy baked 35 sugar cookies and ate 25, what does she have now? diabetes.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard -you throw them.

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So a man walks into a bar and wonders why he walked into the building instead of simply just walking through the door. The man then realized that the building was if fact not a local bar, but instead a bowling alley. He was hallucinogenic and was in serious danger as he approached the candy man in the alley.

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A black man walks in to a bar and says ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

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Black History Month

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There is a British man, a Mexican man,and a American man on a boat. The captain sad the boat is carrying to much weight so the each have to throw off something they have to much of. The Brit throws tea, The Mexican throws tacos, and The American throws the Mexican.

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Goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters. -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

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Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Scrotum!

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What did the rapist say to the woman? "If you tell anyone I'll kill you!"

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What happened when the Mexican man contracted the muscles of his large bowel after a large meal? Shit made its way to his anus

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Why didn't the Priest have a TV ? A black man stole it

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what does a black person and an elephant have in common? what? they are both living beings who have their place in the world.

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If there are 50 oranges and 50 waffles tied to a fence post. How many cow utters does it take to shit green? urine.

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If you don't get this joke, you're gay.

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How did the baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken

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What do you call a woman with a black eye and several cuts on her face? The police and perhaps a social help hotline. She now feels safer and more secure and will go on to lead a happy life thanks to you speaking out on her behalf.

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you had me at "hello", no need to add "you're under arrest"

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what did Stephen Hawking say to the prositute? nothing, because he has a disability which renders him unable to speak

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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