- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man climb to top of the tower? To push the Jew off.

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What did Uncle Timmy give to Little John for his birthday? Sodomy.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the woman walk into the men's clothing store? She's a lesbian. Why did the man walk into the womens clothing store? He had to buy his mom a birthday present.

q: why do mens testicles hang? a: so woman can kick us in em

What's worse than an avalanche? Being raped in prison.

I went to work Got paid, Then came home.

Whats the easiest way to kill a blonde? Shoot her

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why didn't Sally get back up? She had no legs Guess who's getting prosthetic legs for Christmas! Not Sally.

what is sad about gingers ? they are an unrecognised visible minority.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Simple poke her face.

What do you call a cow in the grass... A cow in the grass... Dumbas*

Why is god mean? Cause he doesn't like you.

A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

John Kerry walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "Hey, why the lost election?"

Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? HIV

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

Two guys go hunting and one of them aims the sniper at the other guy's house and says "I see your wife's cheating on you again with another man" he replies "I've had it with her, shoot him in the privates and shoot her in the mouth" the friend says "I'll get that in one shot".

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