- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When crossing the river, why the old lady die? She was hit by a falling brick that fell from an airplane.

you just contradicted yourself.

--"Do you like impressions?" -Yeah! --"Why?" ................... --"That was Socr-ates."

How can you tell if a calendar is popular? From stock order lists and also from accounts records.

press a,s,d,f,g,h,j,k,l feel like a pianist

how can you tell if your moms fat? if Dora can't explore her (mx)

Why did the dog stop barking. It was given a good reason to.

What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a bully. every day 7 ate 6's books and punches him. 6 would go to 9 but today 7 ate 9

I had an Anti-joke but i forgot it.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

What did the 4 year old black kid ask his father for Christmas? A yo-yo. nah im just kidding he doesnt know who his father is.

Kumquats, daffodils, and potato salad.

What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead woman? It is much more unlikely that you would have sex with a dead cat.

The Mexican word of the day is JUICY. Tell me if juicy see the cops.

Zach Barlow

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

What is pink and smells like red paint? Pink paint

Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he needed to get to the store across the street.

What did the kind hearted wolf do when he saw the small, helpless, fluffy bunny? He ate it.

how come so many people die every year due to starvation? They don't have enough food and there aren't nearly enough spider monkeys in North America.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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