A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

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What did the the boy get from his grandma for Christmas. Nothing. she died a week ago.

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have you seen Britney Spears lately? no. i wouldn't expect you to since she is a pop sensation and you are just a regular person trying to find your way in this world

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What is worse than a bunch of babies stapled to a tree? A bunch of trees stapled to a baby.

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What did the little girl who lost her baby teeth want for Christmas? A pony.

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Why did the lonely man stop talking? He was alone.

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have you ever noticed that when geese are flying in a V, that one side is longer? Do you know why? no...why? There is more on one side

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Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a strip club. They then realised that they are religious leaders and set an example for their respective religious communities and shouldn't be in a strip club and leave.

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What do you call a pair of owls? Two owls.

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Juggling lions and breast feeding.

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Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because he didn't have a face

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WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

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Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes and noise and they are promptly found by the invading German soldiers. They are all shipped to Aushwitz where two of them are sent directly to the gas chambers where they are killed. The third Jew survives the Holocaust and is eventually liberated by Allied forces. He returns to his country only to find his house burnt to the ground. With no money or food, he starves to death by the side of the road and his body is eaten by various animals.

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do not read this(this is intended to be read)

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Two corns were decided to get married. In wedding, bridegroom can't find bride, so he asked a popcorn next to him, "Do you know where is the bride?" The popcorn answered, "I just change my hair style."

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So this guy comes into a bar... Jizz eveywhere.

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Girls

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

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A: Hey ask me if Im a fire truck? B: Are you a Fire Truck? A: No why would you ask that?

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My sister had a lemonade stand once. And one time, she spilled.

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What's red, white, and black all over? A panda shot and killed by a poacher.

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Why was a refrigerator sitting on a part bench? Because someone set it there.

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why do all good things come to an end? that is one of the mysteries of human existance.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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