A man walks into a bar. He is genetically predisposed to alcoholism, and it's destroying his family.

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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knock, knock come in

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Ask me if I'm a human! - Are you a human? No. The correct term would be a human being.

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What do you call a highschooler who smokes weed, shops at the mall, and has date-raped one girl so far? Popular.

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What dud the dorito say to the other dorito? Nothing. Sorosis are incapable of speaking because they are doritos

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Why did the baby cross the road? It's abusive father punted it.

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when debbie meets downer

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Why did everyone call the one-legged man Matt? Because that was his name.

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text this number 2066191208 saying i wanna rape you

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.....Carrot Top....

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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Roses are red Violets are blue Elephants cant jump Neither can amputees

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One day a man named Tyler put a picture of an Asian in his wallet and proceeded to call himself Asian even though he was of Caucasian. Then a theif pick pocketed his wallet and was confused.

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A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

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Why did the boy have sex with his grandpa? His grandpa is a nice guy and it was his birthday.

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What do you call a cow with no legs? A leg-less cow

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Kesley Ioannou not shopping.

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Q: How many years does it take for a deer to grow into a moose? A: 7

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A pedophile walks into a Nursery. He get's arrested.

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What do you call a black man yelling into a crowd? a preacher

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Generally one, however, in cases where the light fixture is unusually high, a ladder may be necessary. Some people like having a second person hold the ladder as they climb it. In this unconventional circumstance, it would take precisely two Jews to change a lightbulb. Also, Jews are bad people.

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Q: Why did the rich Wallstreet business man move into Harlem? A: Because sex offenders weren't welcome anywhere else.

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why did the frog cry? Because he didn't get a message

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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