- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? Poo.

Why did the bus fall down? It was hit by a bus and then repeatedly battered by a blender

So, North Korea is getting ready to nuke the US... BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What happened to boy who fell down the stairs? He died. What happened to the girl who fell down the same stairs? The boy who fell down the stairs hit her down the stairs too and they both died What happened to the man fell down these very same stairs? He got peer pressure and committed suicide.

What's worse than this joke? Taking a dump on an airplane as it crashes in to the World Trade Center.

What's the difference between you and yourself? Yourself has 4 more letter in it.

Knock Knock Whos there? Jonny Jonny who? Jonny tsunami, hope you can swim Japan

Why are black guys good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

what happened to the man with no arms or legs when he was pushed down a hill? nobody knows he is still going ........................................................................

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When I see Debra walking her dog in the morning I often ask myself whose walking who!?

What's faster than a Jew running after a penny? A car.

knock knock whos there a boy a boy who ? oh, sorry he just got hit by a train.

What is different between a pile of dead infants and a red ferrari? Being the victim of a mass murder.

a mushroom walks in to a little boys party the boy says why are u here mushroom says because im a fun-guy (fungis,fungi)

what did the man with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a new hat

helen keller's dad put a plunger in the toilet and left it there. helen then went to use the bathroom....

I'm so hot my father calls me son.

Their, they're, there You're, your

Why did the plane crash? There was a horrible mechanical error that caused the main engines to fail.

What happened when the man rubbed the magical lamp? Nothing.

Ask if I'm a aardvark. Are you a aardvark? Yes.

The answer: He is dead! (read it throughout so you cant go wrong) Question: So why cant a man in Italia marry his widows sister? Moral: Had yet to read one like this one...

A: Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights B: Wanna hear another joke? Your sexist beliefs are why your single...

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