Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had an extra penis.

Why does the Muslim go to Hollywood? Because he is gifted in acting. He believes Hollywood will give him a wider range of career opportunities.

If your South American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom? European ( your a pee an)

How do you confuse an idiot? By confusing an idiot.

my namew is jd

What's awkward? Your phone going off at a funeral What's more awkward than that? Your ringtone is Highway to Hell

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock.. Whose there? Not Sara

bitches be crafty.

What is Megan Fox's middle name? Denise

Did you hear about the cannibal who had a wife and ate kids?

Why did the blond put a condom on her hear? So, she would not get hearing ads.

a man walks into a bar and says "help me, my daughter just got hit by a car! the bartender phones the ambulance and the girl survives.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem's cool. I ran over your dog.

where are you?

why was 7 afraid of 8, cause 8,9,10

Wombat monkey juice.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a truck.

PFF! I hate that shit XD not saying that claymation cant be art, but that Plonsters or whatever is just something I dragged out of my head.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Joe Joe who? Your friend Joe OK come in

Did you hear about the couple that met in a revolving door? They died.

Straight men can be bronies.

Q: What is the differenc between a Jew and a boy scout? A: The boy scout comes back from camp.

If you analyze this joke closely you' ll realize its not funny.

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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