What's worse than 1000 babies stapled to one tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 tress.

What do you get when you put a cat in a Xerox machine? A copycat.

Shotest joke ever... Your dick.

What did Pikachu tell Ash? "Pikachu."

how many aliens does it take to change a light bulb? i wouldn't know, i have never seen one and there is the off chance that they don't even exist

ROSES ARE RED WATCHES ARE GOLD GET ON YOUR KNEES AND DO WHAT YOUR TOLD

What's worse than finding a fly in your drink? Gonorrhea.

Did you hear about the deer? He had antlers. If antlers where a kind of disease, that would be a pun.

A:why did sam fall of the wing ? B:why ? A:she had no arms. B:... A:knock knock. B: who is there ? A:not sam

Give a man a fire and he will be warm for the rest of the night. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

What do you get when you have 10 kids in a church? A lot of rape cases.

Why was danielle so fat? She can't help her bad genetics

Three Jews walk into a bar. One says something to the other two, but it was in Yiddish, and I don't speak that, so I don't know what he said, but all of them laughed really hard, so it must have been funny.

a Black Swan walks into a bar......,,,.she then has hallucinations and imagines herself having lesbian sex with Mila Kunis...

A man walks into a bar. While he sits on a barstool, a man greets him politely, and they proceed with light conversation.

what do you watch ? a tv

A black guy walks into a bar... he sits down and has a drink

Q: What is wrong on many different levels? A: Rape on an elevator.

My phone rang. So I answered it.

what is the vent wound on the ladies that can never heal???

Q. What is a brown cow called? A. A cow.

watermelons are red, pineapples are yellow. i'm not a poet, say hello for me.

Joe used to always talk about his family and his two wonderful kids Joe can no longer talk to or about his family because his smoking habits have gotten out of control

Why was the mexican being lazy? Because he lead a very successful life and retired early and now can enjoy the luxury of the finer things in life.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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