Why could the woman not play the game monopoly? Because she did not own the game monopoly

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what does a pickle and a computer have in common? ... they both have a mouse.

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Q: whats worse than a Muslim? A: a Jew

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What do you call a dog that's having a stroke? An emergency animal hospital.

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What did the father say to his daughter? "I'm going to rape you."

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Knock knock Who's there? Doug I'm sorry Doug, I cannot answer the door, as I am a parrot well trained in English. But am locked in a cage.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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What's black and blue and red all over? The dead woman in the dumpster.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs go for christmas? Cancer

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What do you call Eric Torres A furnace magnet

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what has 2 eyes but can't see... an asian

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united we sit, cause we're fat

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your so ugly, im going to kill you! Just kidding.......... Violets are purple. -Harrison

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How do you kill yourself You jump of a cliff

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what is fat, sweaty, and italian? Italians

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What do you call a black kid with dead parents? Depressed

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating on the water? Dead.

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Why was the young girl? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

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What's black and twelve inches long? A Maglite.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A Holocaust survivor.

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A Muslim walks into a bar. BOOM

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Why was the little boy so bad at the piano? It was his first time playing it.

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How many people with Alzheimers does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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Q:What is a black guy running with an iPod in his hand? A: A person who enjoys to listen to music while running.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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