What did the blind lawyer say to the doctor? We're both lawyers!

Q:how do confuse courtney A: give her a beer

What did the black man do with the white mans stolen bike? He returned it after finding it outside a local shopping mall.

what did the ginger say to the other ginger? I dont now i dont speak GINGER!!!

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis

How do you kill an american? You shoot them

Why did Billy drop his lunchbox? Because he was mauled by a Hippo.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Six and seven are numbers, and cannot feel emotions such as fear.

What time is it? Refrigerator

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? A satisfied elephant and a dead poodle.

Knock-Knock The man wasn't home, so there was no answer.

You wanna hear a JOKE ?!! Justin Bieber has a DlCK !!!

Whats big, round, and full of helium? Michaels Balloon head!

Knock knock Who's there? A pedofile, get in the van Ok

Why does dan leave Amy? Because dan is in another relationship and did not want to be unlawful to Amy.

how many gay guys does it take to fix a blender? baby oil!

Iggy Azalea

Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN FART SO LOAD TO GET EVRYYBODY ATENTION

Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance addiction, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life and was apalled by his bad decisions.

Why did Suzue fall of the swing? The chain broke.

What's pink and fluffy? A feather duster.

If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples how many pankackes can fit on the roof? Purple because alians do not wear hats./

Why can't the cheetah run fast anymore? Because it died in a forest fire.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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