Two cannibals were eating a clown. One says to the other "Does this taste funny to you?!" ...Two days later, both of the cannibals became very ill with food poisoning. Always ensure meat is cooked thoroughly before eating.

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You're so gay you actively seek homosexuals relationships.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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Whats red and eats like dog? A fox.

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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Yo momma so lazy she hasn't been to work in weeks and you no longer have electricity or food.

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What time is the dentist appointment? Time for you to get a watch

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Justin Bieber got laid

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According to standard table etiquette what is rude when someone passes you the salt? Jamming a fork in their eye

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Why couldn't the black man sleep at night? His eye lids were cut off

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How do you keep a blond in suspense?

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Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

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Blonde walks into a bar. Man walks up to blonde and says a pick-up line. Blonde says "Crap, this is a gay bar?"

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I'm dressing up as a shia for halloween

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Why did Michael Jackson became a white person? Because the society hates black people

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A blonde woman walked into a bar. She ordered a scotch.

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Scene:restraunt Me:can I have a coke please? Waiter:sorry we don't have any, is Pepsi ok? Me:is monopoly money ok?

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Q:If a lesbian woman is wearing a jean jacket, high heels, camouflage shorts, and sunglasses, what gender is she ? A: Sheep.

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fatest boner fatest boner fatest boner to adam ramsden

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There was a black man a Spanish man and an Asian in the back of a police car. The end

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Watching your house burn down and your family scream in pain as their flesh burns and you suffer from chronic depression.

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If 1 + 2 = 3 Then, what does 2 + 1 equal? It equals 3 due to the fact that reversing the order of numbers does not change the outcome of the equation :D

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If you say woman really fast it sounds like make me a sandwich.

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