- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did James say when he couldn't find his car? "My name's James".

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Why must you never cross an elephant with a human being? It is impossible anyway.

What's green and has wheels? PAIN!!! I lied about the green and the wheels.

If you don't see banners here, it doesnt mean their not there...

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because you didn't fuking cook to -.-

.....Carrot Top....

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Good friends enjoying a summer activity.

why was the black woman forced to sit in the back of the bus? all the other seats were taken.

Whats worse than finding out that your family is dead? finding a worm in your apple

roses are red violets are blue i have a penis get in the bed

Remember when the whole country was sad because Marget Thatcher died? No, me neither.

How did the magician make it look like there are 2 books on the table? By putting 2 books on the table

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a cucumber

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How do you make a Plumber cry? Kill his family.

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why did the little boy drop his icecream? he was hit by a train

Wanna here a funny joke Oh right. You can't hear

Why were the kids screaming? They were being chased by a giant ferocious spiny lobster.

Yo momma's so fat that when she went to Seaworld and a whale saw her, looked away, and continued on with its daily life.

A blonde and a brunette both starred in a TV show.. It was called Beavis and Butthead.

What do get when you cross a lion and tiger? A liger. This hybrid mammal, only observed in captivity, is the largest of all known felines and is thought to be sterile.

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