- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama so fat, her favorite food is seconds.

How do you get an asian out of a rice field? Napalm.

Whats worse than 12 babys stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 12 trees!

How do you get a black man to use a condom? You explain to him all the benefits of safe sex.

How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

What's a zombie's favourite dessert? I don't know, but I'll give you 50 bucks to go and ask one.

Where did Sally go during the explosion? Everywhere.

Your mom is so fat because she ate her emotions when your dad walked out, not to mention her history of bulimia as a teenager.

HEY YOU!!! just checking for assholes

What do a Mexican, and American, a black guy, and an Asian all have in common? Believe it or not, they all like cantalope.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

How do you make a baby cry? You punch him him the gut and slap him multiple times.

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A: One stops sucking when you slap it.

Why did my brother drive the speed limit? Because it's the law

How did the mexicans get to the United States of America? By plane.

What was the first thing the mother did when her baby was born? Weep. The baby was a was a stillborn.

Why did the man rob a bank? Because he was poor.

why did the chicken cross the road cause he was suicidal but a car just didnt happen to hit him.

What did one potato say to the other. Let's get baked!( hope u dont mind that this isnt a anti-joke well i dont know what it is so sue me)

So joe diragi walks out of a gay bar...

whats a willy? -brock

Q: What did the Mexican kid get for Christmas? A: My bike.

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the appropriate amount of medicine as directed by her doctor for her condition.

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