- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when a 16 year old guy went over to his friends party? found out he wasn't friends with anyone there, got kicked out and committed suicide.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out it's an orange

Women's rights.

connor sucks

Your mother is so unintelligent that her IQ score is equal to or lower than 2 standard deviations below the national average of 100 on the Mensa approved intelligence test that has been properly administered and supervised.

What's black, white, and red all over? The color scheme. Except for the black and white. They're shades.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. It was a dead monkey.

What's the difference between a cake and Jews? A cake comes out of the oven.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your Bike.

There's two men on a subway. One says "Hey, that's my sandwich.".

why didn't your dog come home last cause he died

What did the orphan get for christmas? Tuberculosis

How to you kill two birds with one stone? You use a precision hunting rifle to mortally wound two flying birds, then put them on a platform and break their skulls with one rock. Separately.

What did one hostage say to the other hostage? Hrmfhrmfphmfr

This one time at band camp... I played an instrument and learned to march with the rest of my school's band.

black guy graduating high school

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Six and seven are numbers, and cannot feel emotions such as fear.

A Palestinian and an Israeli both board a plane at the same time. They exchange awkward glances and take seats at different ends of the plane.

What kind of shots I'd John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

What did the woman say when the man got her flowers? "Why thank you."

Knock Knock whose there? child abuse...

what's worse than the holocaust living jews

Why do Christians believe in God? They made him up

Knock Knock Who's there? No one. You're imagining things.

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