- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what red black and white al over? a t.v I was kidding about the red part

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a Minute passes.

The awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it dinosaur.

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

what do black men and vending machines have in common? neithier work and they both steal your money

Why did the child laugh at the anti-joke? Because it was funny

How do you keep children off your front lawn? Molest them.

Why didn't the man cross the road? He was paralyzed.

A family of aristocrats walks into a talent agency and shows their performance. The talent agent asks: "How do you call yourselves?" They say: "The Aristocrats", "because that's what we are; Aristocrats."

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

Johan showering. . . AWK

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a fish.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

A plane crashes on the border of the United States and Canada. Where do they bury the survivors? Why would they bury the survivors? THEY'RE ALIVE

Mark Wilson

How much dirt was in a hole that was 6 feet wide and 6 feet deep? None. It's a hole.

Why did little Tommy sink to the bottom of the pool? He had no arms.

Reverse psychology never fails.

an englishman an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar there was no welshman. they didn't phone him due to his uncontrollable thirst for violence

Question: What did one lesbian say to the other lesbian at the grocery store? Answer: Will that be paper or plastic?

why are asians eyes so slanted? because THEY WERE BORN THAT WAY!!!

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