- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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(Family sat down at table) Child goes to start a story - "I have a ginger friend.." Everyone bursts out laughing and leaves the child confused.

How do you stop an alcoholic from drinking ? You leave him in the desert for 4 days, eventually he'll die from dehydration .

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the bottom of a pit? Whatever his parents named him.

A black and a mexican jump off a building, What a tragedy...

Q: Why did the baby cross the road A: He was stapled to the chicken

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What do you call a black man jumping off a bridge? Suicide.

Whats the easiest way to kill a blonde? Shoot her

Chicken penis.

What did the priest say to Jesus when he revealed himself on Christmas morning? Happy birthday

what is the difference between coke and pepsi? -they are competing soft drinks made by different brands

what did the lawyer say to the doctor? hello.

one day 2 strawberrys walked to the ice cream store and ordered a small cup of banana ice cream they were realley happy they were later taken in and tortured and raped

What do you call a puppy in alaska? A cold PUPPY!!!!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the car.

What is the square-root of pi? ?pi

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm extremely unstable. And So are you.

POO IS LARGE WHEN IT COMES OUT OF ME

I like pom

How do you kill a mocking bird? You throw an axe at it.

What did the banana say to the other banana? We're both marshmallows

Whats the worst thing about seeing a truck being snapped in half? It was mine

What happened when a 16 year old guy went over to his friends party? found out he wasn't friends with anyone there, got kicked out and committed suicide.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out it's an orange

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(Family sat down at table) *Child goes to start a story* - "I have a ginger friend.." Everyone bursts out laughing and leaves the child confused.