What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an abosolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Why did the man walk into the bar? Because he wasn't looking where he was going

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a joke.

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How did Pikachu jump off of a 100 story building and survive? He's not real

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Wanna hear an oxymoron? Jews for Jesus.

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WHat did Helen Keller get for Christmas? an ipod

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What do you call a blonde girl with ponytails? A cheerleader.

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What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

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yo mama is so dumb she went to dr. dre for a pepsmear

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That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

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Wow, so it is true, you are here the entire fucking time aren't you bitch? You and all "six billion of your followers of the dark", listen asshead, one thing is people asking ME when I FUCKING SIGN BOOKS (which does not happen all that FUCKING OFTEN!) Why I lead a fucking cult of sorts. Another one is having your goons stab me in the FUCKING EYE, and going "Oh I am like so sorry, please let me be the gayest I can be" People assaulting me because I use the "Moralman identity" IT IS MINE! My real FUCKING NAME IS NERO! I DON'T GO AROUND STEALING NOBODY`S SHIT!

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If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Jupiter is the Galaxys biggest planet!

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Why did LeBron James up and bail on Cleveland? He thought there was a greater opportunity for postseason success by playing in Miami.

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When life gives you aids, make aids-aid.

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Two dinosaurs go to a theme park. On the way home they contemplate that they didn't really enjoy themselves. They decide to buy some ice cream to cheer them up a bit. They are severely frustrated by the lack of fun they had for the money they paid. Then they go to sleep. I completely forgot how this joke went, but your mom's a slut.

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What Makes Me Smile? Face Muscles.

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? I hate niiggers ?

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A human walked into a bar, The bartender quacked, "quack quack quack" The human wondered why all the patrons and the bartender were ducks, so he left the bar, before his head spontaneously exploded.

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A rabbi and a jew walk into a bar and had lot's of crazy anal sex ... then asked god for forgiveness. the end

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Someone asked me yesterday why my friend Portier is named after a sports car... I mean, fair enough, it is a common misconception but they live in the country and her Dad drives a tractor; think it through. [L]

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Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear? A: A wind tunnel!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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