- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What did the cat say to the dog? A: Meow

Where did Ellen go after the explosion? Everywhere

Q: What's funnier than 24? A: 25.

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

A Jew and a Muslim are sitting in a bar. The Muslim asks the Jew for some money to buy a drink. The Jew said, "how much?" The Muslim said, "$7.00" The Jew then said, "yes."

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a serious alcohol problem that gave him violent tendencies.

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

Why did the asian die? he was driving

Whats worse than a bunch of teen-agers throwing kitrens at my house I didn't save them because I thought they were jehovahs witness's

what dog doesnt have teeth? A horse.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because it is very unsafe for blind individuals to operate motor vehicles.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE

What did timmy fall off the swings? He had no arms

What happened on December 7, 1941 in Hawaii? People celebrated the 100th anniversary of December 7, 1841

Why are fat people fat? Because they like food.

Tom Petty walks into a bar and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you are visibly intoxicated. We cannot sell you liquor." The bar explodes because someone said no to Tom Petty.

Why did the baby cross the street. Because he was attached to the chicken.

What's worse than getting one of your hands cut off? Getting both of your hands cut off.

Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

What was the pirates grade? Arrr That isn't a valid grade

Why did kurt cobain kill himself? He was experiencing heavy depression

What did the white guy say to the black guy? I used to be black also. My name is Michael.

women's rights.

A man fell off a cliff... He died a vicious death.

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